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I was at a wedding today, and among the many many prayers and bits of scripture that were read was a snippet from Song of Solomon, in a translation I haven't heard before (attributed to "Moffatt"). And maybe I'm just overly obsessed, but this totally makes me think of Clark and Lex...

And like an apple-tree in the forest,
so is my darling among men;
under his shadow I love to lie,
tasting his sweet fruit.
He has brought me to his chamber of joy,
hung over with love.
Sustain me with raisins, revive me with apples,
for I swoon with love!
Let his left hand caress my head,
let his right hand embrace me.

I envision the whole bit being spoken by Lex to/about Clark. Of course, the last bit should be "let his right hand caress my OTHER head"... ;)

I was gone all day with the wedding and the baseball game after (we taped it and watched it when we got home, something we never do, but just this once...) so I have a lot of catching up to do on my friends list. And the computer continues to crash randomly. :P I uninstalled one game that I thought might be causing some of the problems, and we'll see whether that helps at all.