Tweets for today

[mamajoan]

Here are the things I said on Twitter today.

• 10:06 @RuthieAA "roads were clear for the morning commute" - on what planet?If not for your husband, my kid would have a bruised ass right now. ;) #
• 10:18 We can haz ice all over the streets and sidewalks. LOTS of ice. And I forgot my YakTrax this morning. Ice-skating on sidewalk: do NOT want. #
• 11:51 Wow, this "25 random facts about you" meme on Facebook is hard. 25 is a lot! I knew I was boring but sheesh. #
• 12:11 @jorendorff Aww. You should retry anyway. I'd love to see your answers. #
• 12:27 note to self: don't read stuff like that at work. #
• 12:42 note to self: when hungry is a good time to eat. #
• 13:09 @lionsima um...I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me. You could read APW for hints though. ;) #
• 15:23 What I have consumed so far today: starch, starch, starch, and then I had some starch for an afternoon snack. What a shocker! #
• 15:33 @biggerhamster quite right, old bean! #
• 15:34 I accept that Tootsie Rolls don't count as chocolate. But sometimes they're all you got, and then you gotta make do. #
• 16:05 @jw Love the new set! Narcissism for the win! :D #
• 16:29 Off to brave the ice again! Or whatever it turned into during the day while I was inside. yikes. wish me luck. #
• 23:03 Suffered thru tonight w/awful sinus headache, the kind that makes me feel clumsy and stupid. Ruthie punching me in the eye helped a lot too. #
• 23:04 Ruthie's daycare teacher apparently asked R whether she had "junk in the trunk" (dirty diaper) to which R replied, "No, I not an elephant!" #
• 23:05 Ruthie singing: "Come mister tally-man, tally me banana. Sun want me to go home!" Well, close enough. :) #

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