mamajoan

11:39 @azurelunatic lol, highly unlikely I'd say! #
11:39 Ruthie: Do I have a penis? me: No, you don't have a penis. Ruthie: But I'm big! #
13:33 @redsecretagent Jets to Brazil? sounds lovely! I bet it's warm there! #
13:55 @saderman not lame at all! heck I have a tattoo commemorating my first kitty. #
13:55 Well, at least I'm not the only one dragging at office today after staying up for all of last night's game. 12 innings and a loss, ugh!! #
15:29 spam subject: "You will see your penis on MTV." Say what?! This is a selling point?? #
17:51 This morning the broken scale showed that I am under 150 for first time in years. So naturally, grilled cheese and fries for lunch! ;) #
23:25 Ruthie barely batted an eye when I left them w/sitter tonight. yay! #