mamajoan

Last night I dreamt that I was having sex with

satan_dot_com. Really. We were lying there on his bed chatting -- about nothing much, world domination and the like, no big, you know, pillow talk -- and then I started to [CENSORED]... okay, I won't provide all the unholy details, but suffice it to say that, like all my sex dreams, it was, ahem, anticlimactic.*

BTW, in the dream, Satan had a great bachelor pad. And his face was like his userpic, all with the red skin and the horns and like that, but his body was that of a normal man. Well, a normal man who works out a lot and has been invited to star in porn movies on more than one occasion. ;) Anyway, I think the main thrust of the dream** was clearly that I spend too much time on LJ.

In case anyone cares, here is a list of people with whom I've had sex in dreams -- that I remember, anyway: David Duchovny (yes, I went through a DD phase ... I was young and stupid, I got over it), Gillian Anderson (wistful sigh), a young Elvis, and Jian Ghomeshi of the group Moxy Früvous. And now Satan. Whee!

It may seem that I dream about guys more than chicks, but let me point out that I've dreamt about GA multiple times, and each of the guys only once. ;)

*Sorry, couldn't resist.
**OK, I'll stop now. Really, I promise.