fictional body parts

[mamajoan]

We are all in the bathroom as I have just gotten out of the shower and am drying off my hair.

Isaac: Mama, what are you doing with your bum?
Me: What? I wasn't doing anything with my bum.
Isaac: Yes you were, you were wiggling it.
Me: (wiggling my bum) Oh, like this?
Isaac: Nooooo, don't do that!!
Me: What? Why not?
Isaac: Because it looked like it was going to come near me.
Me: (moving my bum near him) Oh, like this?
Isaac: Noooooooo!!!!
Me: Are you scared of my bum?
Isaac: Yeah!
Me: It's just a bum. You don't have to be scared of it. Everyone has one. You have one. You know who else has a bum?
Isaac: Who?
Me: Ruthie! And you know who else?
Isaac: Who?
Me: Your grandma! And you know who else has a bum?
Isaac: Who?
Me: Everyone you know!! Everybody has a bum.
Isaac: Yeah, but not Mickey Mouse.

hee hee...'nuff said.

Comments

[00smut.livejournal.com]

I always knew there was something that made me uneasy about Mickey.

Your kids crack me up.

[popfantastic.livejournal.com]

Hee! (And I do understand the potential kid logic here: tail =/= bum.)

[brina-is-sassy.livejournal.com]

Hahaha your kids are awesome :D

[lasayla.livejournal.com]

Hee! Something about this reminded me of the Swiperphobia entry at Velcrometer.