mamajoan

Dear Universe,

Okay!! I get the hint already! I have somehow managed to build up a massive bad-karma debt. For whatever it is that I've done, I do apologize! Please give me some hint as to what it was and what kind of restitution will satisfy! Goat sacrifice, virgin thrown into volcano, groveling by moonlight, whatever -- you name it, I'll do it. Just cut me a fucking break here already!

In humble supplication,
-Your Bitch.

Oh my god you guys, my sinuses. I am seriously ready to rip them out of my head with my bare hands. That would work, right? Oh my god. I don't even care about breathing. I'll breathe out of my mouth for the rest of my life, whatever, I just want this sinus pressure to stop already! AUGH.

Oh and guess what else started up this morning? A new delightful pain my jaw whenever I chew, or open my mouth to, like, talk. Or sneeze, or anything. Well what the hell, I didn't need to eat today anyway. It's not like I'm breastfeeding a baby round the clock or anything. I'll just starve, don't mind me. FUCK.