and another one
Feb. 15th, 2006 11:24 pmOne more Isaac funny before bed.
I was getting undressed and paused to scratch my boobs, which itch because they're growing and my bras are too small now.
Isaac: (pointing at my nipples) Do we eat those?
Me: Eat them? Well, you used to nurse from them, remember?
Isaac: (blank look)
Me: You might not remember, but you did, and when the baby comes, it will nurse too.
Isaac: Do we eat them?
Me: Well, milk comes out of them and you can drink it.
Isaac: We don't eat them?
Me: No, we don't eat them, but we suck on them and milk comes out.
Isaac: And we suck on popsicles too!
heh....
(I should add that every time he has a popsicle, he tells me repeatedly that "I'm not gonna bite it, I'm just gonna lick it and suck it," and I have to strive REALLY hard to not let my mind go to naughty places. I am a bad, bad person. ;) )
I was getting undressed and paused to scratch my boobs, which itch because they're growing and my bras are too small now.
Isaac: (pointing at my nipples) Do we eat those?
Me: Eat them? Well, you used to nurse from them, remember?
Isaac: (blank look)
Me: You might not remember, but you did, and when the baby comes, it will nurse too.
Isaac: Do we eat them?
Me: Well, milk comes out of them and you can drink it.
Isaac: We don't eat them?
Me: No, we don't eat them, but we suck on them and milk comes out.
Isaac: And we suck on popsicles too!
heh....
(I should add that every time he has a popsicle, he tells me repeatedly that "I'm not gonna bite it, I'm just gonna lick it and suck it," and I have to strive REALLY hard to not let my mind go to naughty places. I am a bad, bad person. ;) )
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Date: 2006-02-16 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-16 01:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-16 01:56 pm (UTC)He just came over and looked at the screen and said "that's Jen!" :)
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Date: 2006-02-17 08:49 am (UTC)Me: That's your new sister.
Jenette: (rolls eyes) Uncle, that's a baby.
Me: Yes, she is now, but she'll get bigger. One day maybe even bigger than you.
Jenette: (soulful, agonising look) Uncle, I would like to believe you (but I can't).
It's taken 15 years, but my prediction did come true a few weeks ago.
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Date: 2006-02-17 05:33 pm (UTC)