also, a dream

[mamajoan]

The other night I dreamt that I got my period and was like, "Oh well, it was all a mistake, I'm not pregnant after all." Then I realized, wait a minute, I'm seven fricking months pregnant, look at this huge belly, what about all those ultrasounds? And then I realized I should probably call the midwives and tell them I was having all this bright red period-like bleeding, because it was probably not a good thing. So I called them. But I woke up while I was still waiting for them to call me back.

Sometimes I have dreams that are hard to interpret and leave me scratching my head. This one, not so much.