hee, hee

[mamajoan]

Maybe I just have a weird sense of humor, but I was amused by the description of this item at Toys in Babeland. (warning: Babeland is a sex-toy shop, so the image and text on that page are almost certainly not work-safe!!!)

Specifically, I refer you to the part about how it "slides discreetly on one finger." Ummmmm ... look at that picture and tell me: does that look discreet to you? Furthermore, what exactly does "discreet" mean in this particular context? Is it like, "your sex partner won't even notice you putting this item on your finger in the heat of the moment"? Or is it more like, "you can use this item to masturbate in public without anyone realizing"? Either way, I find it pretty hard to believe. ;)

Hee hee.

Comments

[big-al81.livejournal.com]

As the produce manager from my store would say... "That's about as discreet as a turd in a punch bowl." He's from Louisiana and has a lot of little quips along those lines that catch me by surprise every time he says them.

[mofic.livejournal.com]

LOL! Strangely enough, I was shopping in Babeland just yesterday and saw that very toy. Had I but known the catalog description, I could have asked the very helpful sales folks how discretion fits in.

[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

The marketing people are so ridiculous. That's far from the worst description on the site. Every day I see something that is so wrong or so corny I want to throttle the Marketing Dept ;-P

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

I think they're going for the former concept, that you'll be able to slip it on and then give your partner a little surprise.

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

Well as opposed to whipping out this (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/vibrators-battery-operated/LU035530), I suppose discreet would apply to that one...

Hee!