people are dumb

[mamajoan]

I hadn't checked the email address for the Badfic website in a long time. So I checked it just now and found this gem:

Subject: ozx and buffy
Body: if i ever get to know you i swear i will tear your ass limb from limb you fucking bitch you can go fuck your gramma as far as im conserned buffy and oz dont do that stuff you bitch

Um... okay, first of all, what is this "if i ever get to know you"? Talk about an incentive to NOT get to know someone. ;) Second, "tear your ass limb from limb"? I don't know about your ass, but mine does not have limbs. Third, why are you so "conserned" about my sex life? Or my grandmother's for that matter?

Hee hee. People are dumb.

(in case you're interested, I imagine this is referring to this story, which actually was the inspiration for the badfic site. It still makes me giggle every time I read it.)

Comments

[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

I don't know about your ass, but mine does not have limbs.

Hahaha! True enough.

[mishaslair.livejournal.com]

Not really grasping the whole badfic concept, eh?

[fuglyl0ser.livejournal.com]

I just wandered over here from TMI_chix and decided to add you because your journal is interesting and you're comments are always polite and helpful. Just letting you know who I am.

[skiffstreet.livejournal.com]

The only thing that would make that email funnier would be if they'd threatened to "literally" tear your ass limb from limb. I love emails from the confused and grammatically useless.

[spiralled.livejournal.com]

"Hey," she began indignantly, "that was my line from the teen sex romp American Pie!"

I remember being killed dead by that line especially :D

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

I love the badfic site.

Whatever happened to your original fics? (there were some Xena ones, from memory)

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's all still there, it's just not linked in from my main page.

http://www.englishchick.com/fic