joke contest!

[mamajoan]

I'm bored with my usual style of entry, so here's something a little new: a contest!

Provide a punch line for the joke that begins, "Two guys walk into a bar...."

Any entry along the lines of "Ouch!" or "That's gotta hurt" will be disqualified. Use a little creativity, people.

I'll pick the funniest (in my opinion) five or ten responses and put them up to a vote. The winner gets, uh, the adoration of his/her peers.

Please pimp this contest to your flist so we'll get lots of submissions. :)

Edit: You can enter as often as you like. And comments are screened so you won't know who gave which answer.

Comments

[lbmango.livejournal.com]

You should probably screen comments on this so that we don't get to see who posted which punchline?

and can we enter multiple times?

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Naturally one can enter multiple times.

I thought it would be better to leave comments visible so there wouldn't be duplication, but on second thought, maybe you're right. I'll screen them.

hmmm

[lightningrose.livejournal.com]

does it have to be any two guys? all of mine seem to revolve around the men in the bar being a rabbi and a priest.... :)

Re: hmmm

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

For consistency's sake, all jokes must begin with "Two guys walk into a bar" -- those exact words.