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mamajoanThere is an insect of some sort on the ceiling, next to the wall above the window, and it's huge. I haven't gone over to investigate closely, but from here it looks pretty fuckin' scary. I'm contemplating getting the vacuum and using it to suck that guy down. No damn WAY am I going after him with a broom. He hasn't moved in a while, so he could be dead. But if I don't do something about it before I go to bed, I'm gonna dream all night about him walking on my face. *shudders*
I can't believe I forgot the condom in my last story. I've clearly been writing vampirotica far too long (but that's no excuse!). And yeah, that's what we have betas for, but I shouldn't have let that go by. Argh!
I can't stop looking at that bug. I swear he's plotting something.
On my agenda for tomorrow, among other things, is going over to see whether the guy has finished my custom tattoo design yet. I'm fighting a valiant battle against the urge to just get the tattoo, knowing that I should be saving money instead.
Maybe I should just kill the damn bug and go to bed. Sigh.
I can't believe I forgot the condom in my last story. I've clearly been writing vampirotica far too long (but that's no excuse!). And yeah, that's what we have betas for, but I shouldn't have let that go by. Argh!
I can't stop looking at that bug. I swear he's plotting something.
On my agenda for tomorrow, among other things, is going over to see whether the guy has finished my custom tattoo design yet. I'm fighting a valiant battle against the urge to just get the tattoo, knowing that I should be saving money instead.
Maybe I should just kill the damn bug and go to bed. Sigh.
