whoo

[mamajoan]

I'm not totally tuned back in to my cycles yet, but uh, it's not actually all that hard to tell when ovulation is coming on. When I find myself with the urge to write sexually explicit fanfic, which I haven't done (or wanted to do really) for almost two years? When I wake up horny in the morning for no apparent reason? When I'm driving home at night and find myself mentally composing random femslash (between two women I know, no less)? Uh, yeah, that would be ovulation headin' my way.

I don't think I've been this horny in quite a while. I may actually have to write some pr0n.

Then to make things worse, I put on Moxy Fruvous in the car on the way home, and "No No Raja" pops up. Man, that song always makes me horny even when it's NOT the right time of month! *fans self*

Actually, almost all Fruvous songs make me horny, ever since I had that dream where I was having sex with Jian on a lawn during a lollapalooza-type music festival. Damn, that boy is hot.

Whew. I think I better go get Isaac to bed. ;)

Comments

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

Hehe. There's a reason I love your LJ so much.

Interestingly enough, your Xena-slash was the first porn I ever read on the 'net. How about that then.

[victoriacatlady.livejournal.com]

I think it was the first porn I ever read on the net. It was certainly the first kinky porn I read on the net. I read it aloud to C. and she still wants more.

[kenboy.livejournal.com]

I met Jian (and the others) on a lawn during a lollapalloza-type music festival a while back. (Guiness Fleadh in NYC a few years ago.)

I didn't have those same thoughts, though. :-)

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

OMG, I must hate you now. :P