penis cookies

[mamajoan]

I was asked for a photo of the penis cookies, so I went to take one, and discovered that there were only two of 'em left. The rest must have gotten eaten and/or taken home by my friends. Anyway, here are the remaining two in all their phallic glory:



I included my hand for a sense of scale. Now you know what I meant by the comment in my previous post about how small the penises are.

The penis on the right is biracial, the product of a mixed marriage between some sugar-cookie dough and some gingerbread dough. The penis on the left got attacked decorated by someone with the red frosting; I don't know what they thought they were doing to it, but it sure looks pretty gross.

No penises were harmed or, ahem, eaten ;) in the making of this LJ post.

Comments

[bodacia.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Short and fat, just the way I like 'em! ;)

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

And edible?

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! And sweet! Don't forget sweet.

[retch.livejournal.com]

Ok, as a guy, I must admit that this disturbed me.

The red one in particular.

[victoriacatlady.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to think of it as merely menstrual blood.

But it sure doesn't look like that.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is kind of disturbing. Does it help to think of it as a tattoo?

[retch.livejournal.com]

<cringing>No. No it doesn't.</cringing>

[ismenia.livejournal.com]

Where did you get a cutter in that shape?

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Online, of course! :)

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

I saw the one w/ red on it as belonging to an 8-day old Jewish boy. ;-) (I was just at a Bris on Friday...what can I say? ;-)