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In the bathroom in my office space there's a dispenser thingie that dispenses seat covers (pieces of paper you put over the toilet seat so you don't have to actually touch it with your precious butt). On the dispenser there's a sticker with directions explaining how to dispense and use a seat cover.

And at the bottom of the instruction sticker there's a note saying, "This label may be removed after users have become familiar with the product."

I dunno, that just cracks my shit up, dude. Is it just me, or is that kind of hilarious? They're giving you PERMISSION to remove the sticker from your very own toilet-seat-cover dispenser? I mean, heaven forbid anyone would come along and not know how to obtain and operate their very own toilet-seat cover!! The Horror!

*bwah*

OK, maybe it's just me. ;)

Date: 2004-09-13 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrosehale.livejournal.com
No, you're right--that's funny. Moreover, I would find it freshly funny every time I used the bathroom, to the point where I'd have to remove the sticker just to stop reading it!

Date: 2004-09-14 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glamsith.livejournal.com
OK, you posted this (looks at calendar... never mind, it only feels like) days ago, and I'm still smirking about it. Yes. It's funny.

I think the permission clause is, like, to make up for the "do not remove or suffer the wrath of god" labels on matresses on some great cosmic level.

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