heh - Celebrity Hit List

[mamajoan]

I don't think chase820 meant to make this into a meme, but too bad, cuz it's fun. ;) Imagine that you have a fatal disease and are guaranteed to die soon. Which five pop-culture figures would you kill on your way off this mortal coil?

My choices:

1. Paris Hilton. She must be stopped before her vapidity starts to breed. Nip this one in the bud.

2. Dick Clark. Seriously, this guy needs to be put out of his (and our) misery already. That's assuming he CAN be killed. I better arm myself with some stakes and a couple silver bullets just in case.

3. Michael Jackson. Any way you slice it he's a sicko, he's emotionally disturbed, and he's just a huge annoyance to pretty much everyone. Make him go away.

4. The Farrelly Brothers. I'm sorry, I know some of y'all probably actually like their movies, but I hold them personally responsible for the dumb-and-dumberifying of the American moviegoing public.

5. Celine Dion. Nuff said.

Whee! That was fun. Who else wants to play?

Comments

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Oooo, Paris Hilton! I wish I'd thought of her. Now I have to change my list.

[glamsith.livejournal.com]

I ain't nipping any bud associated with Paris Hilton w/out tooth-condom or a specially forged nipping appliance. But I'm right there with you on the sentiment, on all of them.

Now I have to go to the realm of think -- you've certainly gone straing the the core of some Major Evil there.