things that are evil

[mamajoan]

Things that are Evil:

* When the weather report says it will be rainy and cold, but instead it's sunny and nice. And you still have to stay inside and work. :P

* Easter chocolate on sale. Especially Cadbury Creme Eggs and Caramel Eggs. Augh! Get thee behind me, evil delicious evilness! And I don't mean that in the sense of making my ass larger!*

* A cough that continues to plague you like three weeks later. I mean seriously, wtf?

* When you're nursing the baby and can't reach the remote and thus wind up unwillingly watching all of American Idol because for some inexplicable reason That 70s Show isn't on. Augh! My eyes! Damn you, evil FOX! Give me back Forman, Hyde, and Fez!

Ahem, in retrospect maybe I shouldn't have eaten the Caramel Egg in the car on the way home without having had lunch first. See above re: delicious evil.

* Actually, my ass is lookin' pretty decent these days, if you ask me, which you didn't.

Comments

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

I agree with you about the Easter candy. The pennypincher me keeps thinking "Wow, what a deal!" and so she's in mortal combat with the health-conscious me.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

I don't really have that problem, cuz even my inner miser knows she can't really claim chocolate as a necessity. ;) What works better for me is the "But I already have plenty of chocolate at home" argument, which is usually true. ;)

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

even my inner miser knows she can't really claim chocolate as a necessity

Yeah, but my inner miser knows that I'll buy chocolate anyway, so might as well save money on it.

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

Damn, now I want to go buy candy!

[mishaslair.livejournal.com]

When you're nursing the baby and can't reach the remote and thus wind up unwillingly watching all of American Idol because for some inexplicable reason That 70s Show isn't on.

American Idol got bumped on Tuesday because of Dubya's unimpress conference, so they aired the performance show of AI last night and will probably bump Tru Calling to show the results show tonight. :P

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

I figured it was probably because of Dubya's speech. Fox.com says that the episode of That 70s Show scheduled for yesterday will air next week. FWIW, fox.com is also showing Idol tonight at 8 and Tru Calling at 8:30.

[darthtall.livejournal.com]

A cough that continues to plague you like three weeks later.

Dude, you too? Although mine can probably be blamed on the fact that I take shitty care of myself and get about 5 hours of sleep a night on weekdays only to snooze for 11 on the weekends. Well, that, and the fact that Houston is chock full of things that make my previously nonexistent allergies rear their ugly little heads. Stupid Houston.

*surreptitiously checks out your ass*

[retch.livejournal.com]

so have you heard about the studies that show reduction in children's attention span caused by being around adult TV? :)

[glamsith.livejournal.com]

* Easter chocolate on sale.

Yep, I've been battling Whoppers malted milk eggs all week. They keep winning.
Incidentally, how's your ass looking these days? (sheesh! Like anyone should have to ask!)

* When you're nursing the baby and can't reach the remote...

Just made me laugh loud enough to startle the cat.

And, for good measure, I'll add another evil:

*Day two of a headache that makes the tip-tapping of a keyboard too loud when you've got BOWIE tickets tonight.

*whimper*