a funny

[mamajoan]

The Scene: lunchtime in the company cafeteria. Coworker opens a bag of cookies and puts it on the table for public consumption.

Me: That's false advertising, cuz it says on the bag "Chocolate Chunk Cookies" but there's no chocolate in them.
Coworker: Sure there is, they have white chocolate.
Me: That's not chocolate.
Coworker: *gasp* You're a chocolate racist!
Me: And proud of it!

Comments

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, since chocolate doesn't exactly have a race, you're more like a color-ist. :)

[algernon-mouse.livejournal.com]

Now that I'm done dying laughing, I need you to point me in the direction of your address again...

I have uber-good easter chocolate that I picked up for you while visiting my family over the weekend...and if I don't mail it to you soon, I can't be held accountable to what may happen to that damn bunny.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Yikes! Don't hurt the bunny! ;)

Here's the post: http://www.livejournal.com/users/chlaal/258203.html

*hugs you*

I too am a chocolate racist

[jrosehale.livejournal.com]

White chocolate is a waste of both calories and the energy spent in the candy factories to make it. It's an affront to my taste buds.

Heh. Now I'm picturing candy factories with "darks only" signs out front.