The Oatmeal Song

[mamajoan]

I "wrote" this song last night.

The Oatmeal Song
(to the tune of the Beatles' "Ticket To Ride")

Think I'm gonna be sad
Think it's toniiiiiight
The boy that's driving me mad
Won't eat oatmeal riiiiiiight
Oh
He's got oatmeal to eat
He's got oatmeal to ee-hee-heat
He's got oatmeal to eat
But he won't eat

Said that eating this stuff
Was bringin' him dooooooown, yeah
He won't open his mouth*
When oatmeal's aroooooound
Oh
He's got oatmeal to eat
He's got oatmeal to ee-hee-heat
He's got oatmeal to eat
But he won't eat

My baby won't eat
My baby won't eat
[end]

No, he won't eat his baby-oatmeal. On the plus side, he thinks the above song is hilarious. :)

* OK, I know, it doesn't quite rhyme. So sue me, I was extemporizing...

Comments

[frightened.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful :D

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

I love silly songs to babies and cats!

[glamsith.livejournal.com]

Well and truly adorabibble.

[algernon-mouse.livejournal.com]

That was adorable...especially meaningful to me today because my little guy had an oatmeal bath in his highchair this morning while I was busy getting ready for work!!

Thanks for the giggle!

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

I love that.

I won't however be sharing the "Change Your Nappy" song (sung to the tune of Clementine).

Re:

[mishaslair.livejournal.com]

I like your icon, but that should be "epithets" not "epiteths" :-)

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[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

*Wails*

Why, oh why, has no one pointed this out to me before?

*Hangs head in shame and goes of to kick dyslexia gene*

[deepforestowl.livejournal.com]

good song, it was funny!