I may have said this before...
Nov. 11th, 2003 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mamajoan...but I don't hardly even recognize my breasts any more.
I'm not complaining, cuz these boobs have a job to do and they're doing it great, but damn, they are ... different. Not only are they much (MUCH!) larger, but they're also saggier and more, I dunno, spread out. Honestly, when I look at them in the mirror (clothed), it's when I most feel like a mom. Somehow they look to me like mom boobs, whatever the heck that means.
(When I look at them in the mirror unclothed, all I can ever think is "Damn! Those things are huge!")
In other news, I spent a significant portion of yesterday plunging my toilet of a REALLY stubborn clog -- plunged so much that I had little yellow flecks on my hands from the yellow paint on the plunger handle -- and today I have a blister on my left thumb. Argh. Stupid toilet. Stupid plunger. Stupid blister. :P
I'm not complaining, cuz these boobs have a job to do and they're doing it great, but damn, they are ... different. Not only are they much (MUCH!) larger, but they're also saggier and more, I dunno, spread out. Honestly, when I look at them in the mirror (clothed), it's when I most feel like a mom. Somehow they look to me like mom boobs, whatever the heck that means.
(When I look at them in the mirror unclothed, all I can ever think is "Damn! Those things are huge!")
In other news, I spent a significant portion of yesterday plunging my toilet of a REALLY stubborn clog -- plunged so much that I had little yellow flecks on my hands from the yellow paint on the plunger handle -- and today I have a blister on my left thumb. Argh. Stupid toilet. Stupid plunger. Stupid blister. :P
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Date: 2003-11-11 05:14 pm (UTC)Did you defeat the clog? If not, snaking it might help.
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Date: 2003-11-12 09:09 am (UTC)And yes, I did eventually triumph over the clog. I've never met a clog I couldn't eventually defeat, but this one put up more of a fight than most. I conquered it with baking soda.