random amusement and weirdness
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mamajoanThis never fails to crack me up:
If you don't know Moxy Fruvous, you are *so* deprived. Snif. I feel for you.
Random things that are weird:
1. This morning I'm sitting at a red light, waiting. Across the intersection is a guy in a huge moving truck, also waiting. Traffic is flowing in the other direction as normal. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the moving truck guy drives into the intersection. Cars coming the other way (the direction that HAS the green light, mind you) honk in confusion, but stop for him because, well, he's a humongous truck and they're just a little tin-can car. He proceeds to drive through the intersection -- against the red light, in case you missed that point -- and pull over and park the truck at the side of the street. *scratch head* WTF?
2. I have discovered that I no longer like Doritos. This is a source of much consternation. I sure hope I'll start liking them again after I'm not pregnant any more? Eh? Or maybe I should hope not? I mean, they're awful for you and all, but they're so yummy! Or at least I used to think so! And since I don't like potato chips, where does that leave me, snack-chip-wise? Wah. Anyway, it's the weirdest thing. It took me a while to clue in, too. I kept eating Doritos because I figured, hey, I've always liked them. But then suddenly I realized that I didn't. I was eating them, but my mouth was just going "ehhh" instead "yum, more more!"
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edie22. What? She's weird. I dare you to deny it. I'm sayin'. ;)
4. Spike Lee suing over TNN changing its name to SpikeTV. He claims it's obvious that the new name refers to him. DUDE, self-absorbed much??? (Is anyone else having flashes to the "Sports Night" pilot? "Tell Spike Lee to sit down and shut up!")
5. The FBI hiring teenage girls to teach agents how to sound like teenage girls in chatrooms. It's fiendishly clever!! And funny! And moderately disturbing!
OK, enough randomosity for one post.... :)
(Mike Ford doing William Shatner voice)*helpless giggles*
I'd like to tell you ... about...
things that would blow your mind, Scotty.
Starships run with engines the size of a walnut!
Walnuts! Run with engines the size of starships!
A man barely alive!
We can rebuild him.
We can make him ... better. Bigger! Stronger!
Faster, The King! Of! SPAIN!!!!
If you don't know Moxy Fruvous, you are *so* deprived. Snif. I feel for you.
Random things that are weird:
1. This morning I'm sitting at a red light, waiting. Across the intersection is a guy in a huge moving truck, also waiting. Traffic is flowing in the other direction as normal. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the moving truck guy drives into the intersection. Cars coming the other way (the direction that HAS the green light, mind you) honk in confusion, but stop for him because, well, he's a humongous truck and they're just a little tin-can car. He proceeds to drive through the intersection -- against the red light, in case you missed that point -- and pull over and park the truck at the side of the street. *scratch head* WTF?
2. I have discovered that I no longer like Doritos. This is a source of much consternation. I sure hope I'll start liking them again after I'm not pregnant any more? Eh? Or maybe I should hope not? I mean, they're awful for you and all, but they're so yummy! Or at least I used to think so! And since I don't like potato chips, where does that leave me, snack-chip-wise? Wah. Anyway, it's the weirdest thing. It took me a while to clue in, too. I kept eating Doritos because I figured, hey, I've always liked them. But then suddenly I realized that I didn't. I was eating them, but my mouth was just going "ehhh" instead "yum, more more!"
3.
edie22. What? She's weird. I dare you to deny it. I'm sayin'. ;)4. Spike Lee suing over TNN changing its name to SpikeTV. He claims it's obvious that the new name refers to him. DUDE, self-absorbed much??? (Is anyone else having flashes to the "Sports Night" pilot? "Tell Spike Lee to sit down and shut up!")
5. The FBI hiring teenage girls to teach agents how to sound like teenage girls in chatrooms. It's fiendishly clever!! And funny! And moderately disturbing!
OK, enough randomosity for one post.... :)
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Date: 2003-06-05 01:06 pm (UTC)Heeeeeeeeee. Heeeeeeeeeeeee. LOL.
I'm, like, shaking my head in dismay at the absurdity of the set-up. It makes sense, but it's sooo funny. Aye.
Fruheads unite!
Date: 2003-06-05 01:45 pm (UTC)Re: Fruheads unite!
Date: 2003-06-05 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-05 02:30 pm (UTC)Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni.
"The King of Spain, live in Buffalo!"
"OH, my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa!"
"Don't mention Lisa!"
"I'm telling you, I was the King of Spain!"
"The King, a former conehead."
"And now I work at the Pizza Pizza! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!"
:)
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Date: 2003-06-07 03:54 pm (UTC)I remember my Mum saying that she couldn't drink tea or eat sausages (because she couldn't stand the smell apparently) when she was pregnant with me but she could afterwards.