smallville
Feb. 13th, 2003 12:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mamajoanTonight I watched last night's Smallville episode. Or did I watch a fanfic that had somehow accidentally made its way onto my TV screen? It's hard to say...
This ep had all the elements of a fanfic: the somewhat incomprehensible plot, the meaningful looks between Lex and Clark, the super-sexy yet somehow naggingly untrustworthy brother, Lana spouting platitudes, Lionel being deliciously evil, Chloe Sue. There was even, I like to think, a tiny nod to all the wacky Jonathan/cow slashers, in the scene where Jonathan's looking out the window and you distinctly hear cows mooing.
I hardly think I even need enumerate all the slash potential in this ep, but I'll pick out a few choice moments just for fun: there's the scene in the barn (Lex: "No Clark, I don't need your help, I want to do this myself. See, I moved this bale of hay from over there to over here. Now sit your cute little ass down on it already." Clark: "I thought you'd never ask. Oh Lex, you even brought a horse blanket to spread on the hay to protect my delicate skin, how thoughtful"), there's the EvilNaughtyWrong incest slash in the scene where Lex happens upon Lucas working out ("I see you've inherited the Luthor abs. But are your nipples as responsive as Dad's?"), there's the grateful hurt/comfort after Clark saves Lucas's life ("Clark, you felt so good lying on top of me on that cold hard concrete. Let's try it again, only this time with a soft bed and a lot less clothing"), there's the EvilNaughtyWrong blackmail slash after Lionel figures out what the molten metal was about ("Clark, I'll keep your little secret if you do me this one favor..."), there's... well, I could go on and on, but that's enough. ;)
Really, I'd love to say something more intelligent about the ep, but all I really have is the slashy drooly goodness. Yum.
Rhetorical: Could Lana be any more useless?
This ep had all the elements of a fanfic: the somewhat incomprehensible plot, the meaningful looks between Lex and Clark, the super-sexy yet somehow naggingly untrustworthy brother, Lana spouting platitudes, Lionel being deliciously evil, Chloe Sue. There was even, I like to think, a tiny nod to all the wacky Jonathan/cow slashers, in the scene where Jonathan's looking out the window and you distinctly hear cows mooing.
I hardly think I even need enumerate all the slash potential in this ep, but I'll pick out a few choice moments just for fun: there's the scene in the barn (Lex: "No Clark, I don't need your help, I want to do this myself. See, I moved this bale of hay from over there to over here. Now sit your cute little ass down on it already." Clark: "I thought you'd never ask. Oh Lex, you even brought a horse blanket to spread on the hay to protect my delicate skin, how thoughtful"), there's the EvilNaughtyWrong incest slash in the scene where Lex happens upon Lucas working out ("I see you've inherited the Luthor abs. But are your nipples as responsive as Dad's?"), there's the grateful hurt/comfort after Clark saves Lucas's life ("Clark, you felt so good lying on top of me on that cold hard concrete. Let's try it again, only this time with a soft bed and a lot less clothing"), there's the EvilNaughtyWrong blackmail slash after Lionel figures out what the molten metal was about ("Clark, I'll keep your little secret if you do me this one favor..."), there's... well, I could go on and on, but that's enough. ;)
Really, I'd love to say something more intelligent about the ep, but all I really have is the slashy drooly goodness. Yum.
Rhetorical: Could Lana be any more useless?
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Date: 2003-02-13 02:38 pm (UTC)Heh. It actually really reminded me (and several other people, apparently) of one in particular --
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Date: 2003-02-13 03:02 pm (UTC)