mamajoan

On the second BNF poll, I got:

Which Smallville Slasher BNF Are You - The Sequel
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My own groupies? I wish. But yay, I'm LaT! I'm happy to be just about any of the BNFs in these polls. They all rock, and I want to be them when I grow up. Well. Except maybe Te, because I could never be as scary as she is. And I mean that in a good way. :)

Also, thanks muchly to

obsessedmuch for pointing me to this other test, which is scarily accurate:

Your score placed you in the category of Androgyne. This is the true middle of the road, neither butch nor femme. You may also wish to review Soft Androgyne and Hard Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 48 and 52 on the scale.

For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations, though is not as large a part of the population as the hard and soft androgynes surrounding you.

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You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as "you" and that's all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don't drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

You're willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You're also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you're average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either "curvy" or "chisled". If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren't a doormat, though, and do express your opionions.

See, the more questions on the test, the more accurate it gets, I guess. Anyway, wow. Coolness.

In other somewhat alarming news:

Your Secret Fetish Is Fat People!
When it comes to sex, you like it big and beautiful... especially your partners.
While some may say you like fat chicks or guys, you simply like more love.
Head over to the nearest Krispy Kreme to find that dream partner - and share some powdered sugar in your wet spot.
What's *Your* Secret Fetish? Click Here to Find Out!

Well, half right, anyway. I like some fat on chicks. On men, not so much.