convos at work

[mamajoan]

Transcript of a conversation with a coworker:

Him: (enters my office) Can I ask you something?
Me: Is it foosball-related?
Him: (taking chocolate from the dish on my desk) No, it's chocolate-related.
Me: Okay, fire away.
Him: Come to my computer and look at this email.
Me: Okay.
(we walk to his office)
Him: See, I had this file, and-
Me: This isn't chocolate-related at all, is it?
Him: It really isn't.
Me: That was a total lie.
Him: It wasn't a lie, it was a... um...
Me: A statement containing no truth?
Him: (laughing helplessly) So I had this file....
Me: (proceeds to fix his software problem)

Work can be so odd sometimes.