Tweets for today

[mamajoan]

Here are the things I said on Twitter today.

• 09:44 @BaskinRobbins I'm still bitter that I didn't get any. :( You should tell franchisees to remove the B-R sign if they stop selling ice cream! #
• 09:51 Ruthie made dropoff into a 45-min ordeal today. Lately it's this whole thing where she wants me to carry her. I want her to walk. Standoff! #
• 11:27 Can I nominate www.inherenttechnologies.com/ for worst business website ever? ROTFL. It's so bad it's almost funny. #
• 11:36 @SanLei Ray Gun! Or Pokey the Space Pup. Please? :) #packrat #
• 12:05 Checked in w/the recruiter who got me the contract that just ended. One possibility sounds a little remote, nothing else, but she's on it. #
• 12:12 On hold waiting to apply for unemployment. Listening to uninspired rendition of Handel's "Water Music." Bleah. #
• 12:22 Done already. That was surprisingly painless. Apparently my unemployment claim from last fall was still active, so just needed to reopen it. #
• 12:26 @kgranju lol, are you still nursing C? that sounds like my kind of pre-lunch snack! ;) #
• 12:44 @SanLei w00t!!!! thanks for the space pup!!! :) just one card to go for that feat :)#packrat #
• 12:49 Auto-follows are dumb. I tweeted @kgranju about nursing (breastfeeding) and got an auto-follow from an org for nurses (RNs) who need jobs. #
• 13:06 @PeaceInTheStorm lol, I never get to go to the bathroom alone either! Except when I'm, you know, home alone. ;) #
• 13:26 @zobeet Autofollow means they do a search on a word (e.g. nursing) and then they follow everyone who has tweeted w/that word. Twitter spam. #
• 13:30 Pondering whether I want to go to the #redsox game next Friday, and if so, whether to bring Isaac. A 7pm game would go way past his bedtime. #
• 13:33 @rainbow_goddess Yeah. I tweeted that someone should photoshop something, and got followed by someone who blogs about photoshop. Lame. #
• 13:36 Ruthie has a new daycare teacher. Don't know her name, but she went out of her way to tell me how smart Ruthie is, so I like her already. ;) #
• 15:12 It's 3:00. Why do I suddenly feel so tired? I've been hardly working all day! #
• 15:42 @lbmango Did you hear the one about Comic Sans walking into a bar? #
• 15:48 Today I'm walking to Isaac's school to pick him up. Curious to see how long it takes. Better carb-load before it's time to leave. :) #
• 16:16 @lbmango The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your type." Nyuk nyuk! #
• 16:20 Time to leave, but I can only find one sneaker. I have my suspicion about what happened to the other. It starts with R and ends with uthie. #
• 17:58 Back from picking up the kids. Since I took pains to provide a stroller, of course Ruthie was totally willing to walk the whole way. #
• 20:18 Ruthie: "I want milk that's not mama milk." Me: "Cow milk?" Ruthie: "Nooo! We don't have any cows in our house!" #
• 21:49 @knitonepurltoo but who's counting, right? ;) #
• 22:27 ZOMG the #redsox are ... well, getting their asses kicked seems too mild a phrase for this freak-of-nature game. #

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