Tweets for today

[mamajoan]

Here are the things I said on Twitter today.

• 08:21 Given a 50-50 chance of getting a shoe on the correct foot, how does my child manage to get it wrong 90% of the time? :) #
• 10:50 @emmagrl96 ROTFL re FTM/first-time mom -- I remember when I ran into that for the first time, was so confused! LOL :) #
• 10:52 @hopemcg in my experience it can take several weeks - but the constant crying & nightmares sound bad - have you talked to teachers/director? #
• 10:53 This may be the first time in memory that I miss out on Free Cone Day from Ben&Jerry's / @cherrygarcia :( #
• 11:21 @wyrdkat may I suggest tinyurl.com/8flreb ? best cookies EVER. :) #
• 11:35 @iconmaster That chart is gross! :P instead of NSFW it needs a NSFV(egetarians) warning. #
• 11:45 dear twitter, why are some people so stooooooopid? dang. #
• 11:56 @lionsima no, it's on a discussion board. I could just stop reading the thread, but it's turning into a train wreck. #
• 12:00 @RuthieAA ha ha, okay I asked for that. ;) but this is a particularly "special" example. #
• 12:15 @RuthieAA nah, it's fairly arcane ;) related to an online game I play, would probably be Greek to you. ;) #
• 13:00 @bb "tweetpiece" LOL! And that birdie looks strangely familiar.... #
• 13:01 It's a good thing I'll only be working here a few more days, because I am really tired of all the available lunch options. :P #
• 14:34 Crap! It's already 2:30 and I have to leave work at 3:30 to pick up Isaac. April Vacation camp closes at 4:30. oy. #
• 14:51 @ChocsClaire lol, you may be able to find it, on the retired board titled "I have a lot of foils I need tickets" #
• 15:11 @ChocsClaire LOL it really did! #
• 16:09 I don't mind the rain nearly as much, if the temp is warm enough. 45 and rainy is miserable. 55 and rainy, I can deal. #
• 17:16 Home. Isaac is stark naked except socks, and reenacting yesterday's baseball game with a tampon as the ball. You can't make this shit up :D #
• 17:28 Me: "Are you gonna put on some clothes?" Isaac: "Oh my god!!" Me: "What do you mean, oh my god?!" Isaac: "You're a boob!" WTF!! LOL #
• 20:15 @lionsima it is a contract position and the project is finished this week. #
• 20:29 @lionsima next comes a long sigh of relief...and a period of blissful inactivity...and then panic and the job hunt. ;) #
• 21:02 @lionsima lol!! probably about a week or two, I don't know, I'll keep you posted ;) #
• 21:02 Wow, both kids went to sleep super fast tonight. I did not realize they were so tired! #
• 21:26 @lionsima I don't really know how to answer that :) #
• 21:30 @lionsima heh okay...well then thanks. I honestly don't feel scared. But maybe I should! #
• 21:42 @lionsima don't know the job market too well but it does seem that most companies are hiring contract rather than perm for my field, alas. #
• 21:51 @lionsima contracting does not suit my personality...but beggars can't be choosers. and yes having to pay for our health insurance sucks. #

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