mamajoan

Here are the things I said on Twitter today.

09:36 Ruthie on seeing a brown UPS truck: "Yook, a chocolate truck!" (yook = look, not Kevin Youkilis) #
11:31 @biggerhamster I know! I had one of those things fall apart on me the other day. Icky gritty black stuff all over my ears and neck. Yuck! #
11:33 Offering up my old breast pump on the local moms' list. Why is this so hard? Nostalgia for this stupid thing? srsly? wtf. #
15:09 So disappointing to peel open a new banana only to find it all brown and rotting inside. :( Now what'll I have for afternoon snack?? #
18:53 Funniest comedy act I've seen in ages: watching 2yo try to put on her own diaper. End result? She's still naked & I'm holding a dry diaper. #